Huge Funny Messages

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .Removes Sandal = 56.Then Dupatta = 52Now Coins Finished...........A Boy In A Q Behind HerSaidÜ Carry On"",I Have Coins!
  ~ Romance Mathematics ~Smart Man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = AffairDumb Man + Smart Woman = MarriageDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can’t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I’m sending you just 1 joke...“You are so beautiful” God made us body parts for a reason.Eyes: to look at youHands: to pray for youMind: to remember youHeart: to miss youand…Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
  Wife:-I will die.Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine...happily they drink and leftnext day headline
~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"
  Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?Clerk: Yes.Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
  Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
  mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaalghanti bajegi bander nachegamobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayegaab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
  Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
  Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 67 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 2627 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
  Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR&Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
 
 A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!