Funny SMS for Timepass

 Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!


If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before




Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level



A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U



Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.


Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you???


Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.



2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station"
where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators

Send to Friends  


Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!



Close your eyes I have a gift for you

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Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!!



What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear.



What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!



Banta falls in luv wit a nurse..
After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"



MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE