One Line Messages

1. We live in a society where pizza reaches before police !!

2. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

3. There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

One line jokes

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?!

Best Friends are hard to find because the very best ones are already mine.