140 words SMS Collection

1.Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other

2.The best things in life are not things

3.People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

4.Set Your Goals High Enough To Inspire You And Low Enough To Encourage You.

5.If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy

6.when you say no to ur boss, it is 'bad attitude' and when vice-versa, it is 'company policy'.

7.If I keep knocking at inspiration's door, it may eventually peek out to see who's there.

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

If you are the first in the queue, chances are that you are the last one to know that a new counter is opening.

In the past, NOBODY had a watch but EVERYONE had TIME. Now everyone has a watch but NOBODY has TIME

Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Aggression is a state of mind-nothing to do with your body language or speech etc!!!

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Want to make money on Twitter?

1.Want to make money on Twitter?
Go to Account - Properties - Delete account and go to WORK

2.What I like most about myself is that I'm so
understanding when I do something wrong

3.Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night
and the telephone rings and you hope it is not for you.

4.Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from
a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.

5.Everyone leaves the world a little better - some by leaving

6.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well

7.A Vacation is what you take when you can’t take any more of
what you’ve been taking

8.After drinking Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight 4 nothing, Women can do
all these without drinking