What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did
"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?"
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?"
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However; she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However; she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.