Friday, July 22, 2011

Short Story-There's an old sea story about a Ship's Captain who inspected his sailors

There's an old sea story about a Ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the First Mate that his men smelled like shit. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The First Mate responded, “Aye, Aye Sir, I'll see to it immediately!” The First Mate went straight... to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you Bastards smell like shit and wants you to change your underwear." 
He continued, "Shumer, you change with Nadler; Biden, you change with Van Jones and Sunstein, you change with Holder." 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: 
Someone may come along and promise "CHANGE", But it may be as stinky or even shittier than before!

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